The psychiatric Pez dispenser

"I'm nearly done defrosting"

19 August 1983
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Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Harmful or fatal if swallowed. Cape does not enable user to fly. Do not operate heavy machinery after use. The management is not responsible for lost, stolen or destroyed articles. For external use only. Avoid contact with skin and eyes. Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hand. Do not use while sleeping. This product not intended for use as a dental drill. Not to be combined with any other offer. Taxes and surcharges may apply. Mention coupon when ordering. Do not use near fire, flame or sparks. Caution: Contents under pressure. Void where prohibited. Not intended for highway use. Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth. Caution: Contents hot! For use by trained personnel only. Do not iron clothes on body. Warning: May contain nuts. Remove occupants from the stoller before folding it. Misuse may cause injury or death. Not a life-saving device. Do not spray into electrical outlet. Not to be used as a personal flotation device. Not dishwasher safe. For lifting purposes only. Serving suggestion: defrost. May cause drowsiness. Remove plastic before eating. Risk of electric shock- do not open. Do not put lit candles on phone. Do not use house paint on face. Warning: knives are sharp! Do not throw baby out with bathwater. Do not pour liquids into your television set. Not to be used for the other use. This is not a toy. Not to be used as protection from a tornado. Do not use near power lines. Some assembly required. Caution: contents flammable! Do not drive cars in ocean. For a limited time only. Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone. No purchase necessary.